"Boss2452stolemylunchmoney" (boss2452stolemylunchmoney)
02/19/2015 at 12:40 • Filed to: None
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"Boss2452stolemylunchmoney" (boss2452stolemylunchmoney)
02/19/2015 at 12:40 • Filed to: None | 2
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I'm traveling and just got into an argument about who was in line first with some white trash bitch. My wife just told her to excuse the older gentleman who was waiting behind us, but was on the other side of us from the rest of the line. This woman got super defensive as of someone would really try to cut her in line for a fucking burger.
In short... I hate people.
McLarry
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/19/2015 at 12:42 |
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crowmolly
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/19/2015 at 12:46 |
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Should have yelled "HEY IS THAT KID ROCK" and then taken her place in line.
BKosher84
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/19/2015 at 12:51 |
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I always wondered how McDonalds kept the Drive-Thru orders straight when they have two drive-thru lines....
CalzoneGolem
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/19/2015 at 12:53 |
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When she walks past with her tray just knock it out of her hand.
yamahog
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/19/2015 at 12:56 |
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#AMERICA
Smutastic
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/19/2015 at 13:05 |
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Had a full on hairy chested bro in a Cayman loose his mind in the drive-thru lane when a mom in a minivan cut in front of me (he was behind me, it was one of those two lane drive-thru things) after making her order in the other lane. She wasn't paying attention, on her phone, kids in the back. It wasn't a big deal, if was McDonald's.
He starts screaming at her for cutting me off. Get's out of his car and starts walking toward her. She gives him this "you're crazy" look and rolls up her window and goes back to her phone.
He then proceeds to chew her out, then starts on me for "allowing" her to cut me off. Then begins his "piece of shit" rant. Where in order he calls her, her car, me, my car, our lives, and finally the world, all "pieces of shit".
Finally pull up the window to pay, and all the folks working inside are laughing their asses off at the lunatic who's loosing his mind in the drive-thru. We joke about him having a bad day and wonder how much fun he is at parties.
ttyymmnn
> BKosher84
02/19/2015 at 13:11 |
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They take a picture of your license plate/car and it appears on the order screen alongside your order at the takeout window. I asked once.
jariten1781
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/19/2015 at 13:12 |
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I had a ~50 year old ritzy looking white lady throw a shit fit in front of me in the grocery store a few weeks ago. Was late at night and only one register open. Person at the front has a full basket, bitch lady is behind her also with a full basket, I'm next with just a case of soda, behind me is some kid with milk and a loaf of bread, and behind him is an older gentleman with one or two items. Manager comes up and opens the next register then signals the three of us, with just a couple items a piece, in the back to come over.
We're musical chairing out of one lane to the other so we can remain in the same order and the lady is like "hey...HEY! I was here first!". Manager states he's just taking express customers (both lanes were marked 15 items or less FWIW) and crazy lady just goes off. "I've been coming here for years", "Who do you think you are?", etc. etc. I couldn't help cracking up at one point when she goes "That's not how lines work". Seriously one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
During all of this she has maneuvered into the manager's lane from the exit direction blocking me in. She then starts putting her stuff on the belt.
The rest of us just sort of shrug and go back over to the first lane because the first guy has finished checking out by that point. I end up last in the line because the two guys behind me bailed earlier than me so I get to enjoy the spectacle a bit longer.
The system just can't seem to find her phone number for the 'loyalty rewards' or whatever, haha. The manager then decides he needs to head over to the produce section price check a bag of oranges. That's how it was when I finished checking out. I'd like to think that he dragged it out for another half hour.
McMike
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/19/2015 at 13:32 |
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I would have apologized, and offered to pay for her order.
When she asked why (or thanked me) I would have told her within earshot of everyone.....
"No problem Ma'am. Just do me a favor and use the money you saved to buy some fucking manners."
End scene.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> McLarry
02/19/2015 at 13:42 |
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damn that was good. Haven't watched his stand up in forever.
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McLarry
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
02/19/2015 at 13:51 |
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This is one of my favorites
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Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
> McMike
02/19/2015 at 22:10 |
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And to think I spent the next half hour wishing of turned around and offered the old man to buy his lunch... Your idea is way better. Brett idea ever.
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Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
> jariten1781
02/19/2015 at 22:17 |
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It suprises my wife greatly the things i have patience for, such as long checkout lines and grid lock traffic too. It boggles my mind the people who are just so impatient they'll throw out all manners to gain 5 seconds. I probably would have offered the Lady in your story my spot if it weren't express checkout... Unless she started to act like that, of course... Then I'd spite that bitch like a dozen bad eggs.
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Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
> crowmolly
02/19/2015 at 22:19 |
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The crazy thing was that I was at the front of the line. We both lost our interest in whomever was in line behind us after miss crab ass wrested her place in the world from the clutches of that greedy old man.
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Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
> Smutastic
02/19/2015 at 22:22 |
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I just drove 12 hours up 95...I can not tell you how many times I felt like that man today. The last straw was passing a guy in a Prius on an empty and clear 4 lane who left his brights on as I passed him. I just hit my brakes hard, jumped back behind him, and threw on my brights too. Made wife mad... Made me happy.
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jariten1781
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/19/2015 at 22:29 |
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Haha, my wife is exactly the same. She'll get pissed at me for not caring about shit like this.
Hell, I used to be the same way. At some point I realized I was spending all this time and energy being pissed about what? Losing 30 seconds? So I could get to my destination half a minute early and be all angry for hours about stupid shit. Thank God I let that shit go.
And yeah, I totally would have let her go but the manager was having none of it.
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Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
> jariten1781
02/19/2015 at 22:52 |
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Now other people doing stupid shit that costs me time and money...I have zero patience for that. I get pissed.
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McMike
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/20/2015 at 05:14 |
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OR...
"Ma'am, can I buy your lunch?"
"Why?"
"I thought I would help you out, since you can't even afford to pay a little respect."
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Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
> McMike
02/20/2015 at 08:54 |
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Oh McMike... Why couldn't you have been eating with us at that McDonald's in Florida... Or Georgia.. Or wherever the hell it was.
I think I found her photo...
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McMike
> Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
02/20/2015 at 09:00 |
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There's only one thing worse than being rude/bitchy/etc. (overreact, whatever... you know the type)
Doing it when we have an audience.
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Boss2452stolemylunchmoney
> McMike
02/20/2015 at 10:43 |
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Oh yeah. When we dropped the matter it completely confirmed her place in the world for her.